k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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