she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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