Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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