i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
