Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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