actually, I'm a sock model
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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