awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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