Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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