i would punch a child for taco bell
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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