come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
he high fived his dick after we had sex
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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