I love black thongs
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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