I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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