Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
not ubering you a puppy
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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