hell yes lets make some ravioli
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
