Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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