he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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