i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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