Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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