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I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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