I smell stomach acid.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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