How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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