Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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