Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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