so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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