Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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