But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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