woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
PANTIES FOUND
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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