Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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