But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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