I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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You. Win. At. Life.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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