I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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