I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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