similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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