Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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