you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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