Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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