are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
