Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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