I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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