he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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