everyone is single if you try hard enough
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Dick very happy bro
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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