Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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