umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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