Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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