This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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