"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Operation Purity has been aborted
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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