Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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