I want to stick my p in your. b.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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