I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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