This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just want to make out with him forever
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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