you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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