this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Quick, to the slutcave!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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